No cookies. Mostly just sat there while they told me about all the cool shit they could do, honestly. One of them had a pocket knife? I guess that could be used for cookie discounts. Through armed robbery.
Can I tell you a thing that I was trying not to tell you because you're gonna either laugh or give me a smarmy look which I can already picture even though right now you're incapable of physically looking at me unless you're doing that stalky stalk thing again?
I was eager to live the rebel life and be too cool for school but I think I'm slowly dying from the inside out re: not having a schedule in my life and there are only so many episodes of Unsolved Mysteries I can watch consecutively to keep myself occupied.
I think I might. Want to voluntarily. Go to school. Here.
Weird. You could just do something useful, instead. Learn a trade. Practice fighting. Make a schedule through willpower and a thirst for knowledge and experience rather than through... school.
But. Good for you? I guess. Don't fuck it up? I don't know why you think I would judge you for this. You... want me to take you highlighter shopping?
It's not like being a werewolf just automatically fixes physical imperfections. Just look at Scott's jaw. I still have to work out. Maybe not a lot, but I can't, like, not.
You should start making a list of all the things you'll need. Books, stationary. Little erasers shaped like animals on the end of a pencil you'll lose in your backpack and only find again on graduation.
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So how's work.
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Did you know, fidget spinners get boring after about thirty seconds holding of holding one.
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Not that I've kept tabs on it, or anything.
You'd make a better cub scout than I did. The kids would like you. You've got the same kinda brain.
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Someone thought it was a good idea to put you near children?
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I did try to sell them when I first arrived, admittedly.
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Were there any discounts on cookies or is that only girl scouts?
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Mostly just sat there while they told me about all the cool shit they could do, honestly. One of them had a pocket knife? I guess that could be used for cookie discounts. Through armed robbery.
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Can I be a scout instead of a
whatever you were
"Eagle Master One"
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Beagle Master One.
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Shoot.
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I think I might. Want to voluntarily. Go to school. Here.
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You could just do something useful, instead. Learn a trade. Practice fighting. Make a schedule through willpower and a thirst for knowledge and experience rather than through... school.
But.
Good for you? I guess. Don't fuck it up? I don't know why you think I would judge you for this.
You... want me to take you highlighter shopping?
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Tradition's been kinda busted this year.
Also ignoring all that other stuff you said entirely, except: what's your schedule like?
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[ he was joking, but - ]
Yeah, fine. We can hit up some supply shops, get you signed up. School should be starting soon, we'll have to knock it all out in a day or two.
My schedule's... fine.
Actually, it's a bit of a mess right now, but.
Normally: super disciplined. Better than you.
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Secondly: I bet you just lay around eating cheetos all day. Prove me wrong.
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You've seen me shirtless enough times to know I've never eaten a cheeto in my life.
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I still have to work out. Maybe not a lot, but I can't, like, not.
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So fat werewolves can be a thing, you're telling me. Not a visual I had considered before now.
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[ now he's just being mean ]
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Little erasers shaped like animals on the end of a pencil you'll lose in your backpack and only find again on graduation.
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[U old, old fuck.]
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Dick.
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