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[blackfly]

This is Stiles. What's up?

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[blackfly]

I hang out with you more often than not. Let that answer your own question.

Don't slap your slap bracelet on so tight, Mr. Flip phone and have a snickers.

[calloused]

It's a brave man who sinks the ship he's standing on just to drown the captain.

You're just jealous because you never had extraordinarily fancy gel pens.

[blackfly]

I hate to break this to you, Derek.

But I had gel pens. And the black paper.

[calloused]

[ hm. ]

Whatever.
You missed the golden age of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I don't care about anything else.

[blackfly]

Yeah, well. They gave me nightmares anyway. I'm fine with this.

[calloused]

What.







What.
They're radical.

[blackfly]

Take off the nostalgia goggles. Those things were horrifying.

[calloused]

I wouldn't be the man I am today without Mikey and Raph.

[blackfly]

I'd have wet the bed less as a child without them in my life.
If I hypothetically ever wet the bed.
Which I didn't. After the age of 4.

[calloused]

Did you typo 14?

And by 14 did I typo 17?

[blackfly]

I'm not texting you anymore.

[calloused]

Bye?

[blackfly]

[ ✓ Seen 8:22PM ]

[calloused]

Bye.

[blackfly]

[ ✓ Seen 8:28PM ]

[calloused]

[ whispered quietly to his phone: bye ]

[blackfly]

[Twenty minutes later:]

.

[calloused]

Stiles.

[blackfly]

Derek.

[calloused]

Fuck/Marry/Kill the members of NSYNC.

[blackfly]

Really interesting way to try and keep this conversation going.

Conceivably only one would have me, but I'd marry JT to ride his independent career train and I guess I'd kill the one with the bad hair.

[calloused]

JT wouldn't settle for you.

JT's also the one with the bad hair.